i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I wish you could order shots online.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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