you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
Randomize
