It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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