It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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