His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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