I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
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