Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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