Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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