oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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