grandma shit on top of the toilet
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I wish i was in the wii world.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
then he tried to convert me to islam
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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