In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
Randomize
