chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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