My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize