Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
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