Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
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