All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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