Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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