I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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