Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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