I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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