My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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