you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
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