from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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