But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
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