i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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