So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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