I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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