It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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