your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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