go do what you do best...puke behind churches
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
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I need you to use more vowels.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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