we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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