do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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