Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
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