Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Boobs are out for the taking
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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