Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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