I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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