I faked an abortion last night.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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