Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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