I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
Randomize
