I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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