i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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