Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Actions speak louder than pants.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
