oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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