I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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