I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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