does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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