Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
you traded sex for a burrito?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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