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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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