Walk of Shame. In a state park.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Im part way to drunk.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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