Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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