For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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